Gobblers go to Murni SS2

So as it turns out, I was unanimously (and unwillingly) voted secretary of the Makan Club. I was of course distressed as this means I have been put in the superboring position of

1. Taking attendance

2. Writing minutes (eh seriously la,I never paid attention in English class back in high school when we were being taught how to write minutes so if my minutes suck, YOU ALL HAD BETTER NOT COMPLAIN BECAUSE I WILL RESIGN AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO HAVE THE CLUB BOZO BECOME YOUR NEW SECRETARY AND I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANYONE - EVEN THE SWIMMING CLUB)

The role of the Club Bozo is take on all unwanted and temporarily vacated positions should the situation arise. Example, IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT MY MINUTES, I WILL RESIGN AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO HAVE THE CLUB BOZO BECOME YOUR NEW SECRETARY AND I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANYONE - EVEN THE SWIMMING CLUB.

3. Remembering what everyone ate. (which is darn hard la, firstly, because there are always more plates than there are people - we are not called the makanclub for nothing. If that isn't hard enough, I have to remember what some of you tapau-ed back for the members who couldn't make it for the meeting.) So for the sake of my rudimentary brain space, please order and tapau things which are easy to remember like say, naan or eggs. Please, for crying out loud don't go order something that sounds like wantanmeelailiuha because that would be an obvious burden on me. I believe somewhat in the theory of displacement - meaning everytime I remember something new, something else leaves and lodges itself in some deep-seated, unaccounted for space in what is probably not so important to the rest of you but is to me and my future patients - MY BRAIN. Can you even begin to imagine how many names of food would've accumulated in my brain in place of CVS, respi, haemato, GI and the lot by the end of this year?

"Which hormones are essential in the development of the male and female genital tract and where are they found?"

Tandoori Chicken which is found in the anterior MurniSS2 gland.

You see, the thing about this theory of displacement is that it sneaks up on you and makes you believe that the displacement never happened. Yes my friends, the brain is a very sneaky, cunning organ. It covers up all evidence of the displacement, and you start believing that Testosterone is actually Tandoori Chicken and things like that.

Now that it's all off my chest, I shall proceed to write the minutes of our 3rd meeting.

Members in attendance : Shangari Anu Christine Se Yin Su Chuen William Li Yeen Steph Nana

Venue : Murni SS2

Time of commencement : 8.15 (approximate guess because I obviously didn't check the time the first person started eating)

What was ordered : Tandoori Chicken Tomyam Claypot Loshifun Roti Hawaii Bombay Naan Cheese Naan Nasi Lemak Spaghette Bolognaise Ribena Special Mango Special Ais kosong

What was tapau-ed : Ribena special and don'tknowwhat naan

Time meeting was adjourned : 10 pm (approximate guess)

Camera woman of the night : Nana


On behalf of the president, I would like to thank Suet May for being courteous enough to send a letter of apology stating her reasons for not attending our meeting yesterday night. Her actions are very commended and it would serve well for the rest of you to follow suit in the future.

That is all. This is your secretary signing off. Till next week.

Su Chuen (pretend this is a signature)

CHIAM SU CHUEN
SECRETARY