Monday, October 02, 2006

MUST.EAT.SOON.

Dear Ms President,

It has come to my attention that the Makan Club which we so zealously created almost half a year ago is currently on the path to becoming a distant memory of the past. It pains me to say this, but I believe some of our members have stopped believing in the cause of our Makan Club and thus chosen to move on to other less important past-times, like studying for EOS 5. Which is most worrying as we have never been known to choose studying over eating.

In all humility, I would like to request that you plan a Makan Club outing within the next 2 weeks. May I also ask that you issue a formal threat to those who choose not to attend said outing. I speak on behalf of Jay and Se Yin when I say that we are sincerely sorry for blaming you for the inactivity of the Makan Club on the 26th of September, 11 am at the Darts Room. I would also like to apologize for threatening to start a riot (recruiting Jay and Se Yin who happened to still be in the Darts Room) outside IMU with the intention of dethroning you as president of the Makan Club. We spoke too soon. We have since realized that the Makan Club would not be what it is today if it wasn't for your able planning and leadership skills.

I end this letter thanking you in advance for your invaluable service to the Makan Club. I promise I won't threaten to start a riot in order to replace you again. However, I will not be responsible for anything Jay and Se Yin might have already planned.

The future of the Makan Club lies in your hands.

Su Chuen
Secretary of the Makan Club

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